The envy of every young girl has arrived. Sleep Tech Barbie is here. Parents, prepare to hit the stores early the morning after Thanksgiving and for those of you that prefer to wait until mid-December, prepare to be at the mercy of ebay. Investors, back up the truck and load your portfolio's with Mattel stock, the register will be ringing early and often. Sleep Tech Barbie will be the hot toy of the season.
Okay, shifting gears. H1N1, terrorism, asteroids, dictators named Kim, and Congress, are all dangerous and scary things. Disaster preparedness is an issue that we should all reflect on in our lives. If you have a tent or any type of emergency shelter, I implore you to set it up in your living room. If there is ever a time that you need shelter, it will be very important that you know how to properly set up your tent or other device. Every American must be prepared.
Move your coffee table and pitch a tent tonight!
I love being married. I am having so much fun.
So said He!?
If the production Barbie is half as cute as the prototype every little girl is going to have to get one. Can I bid on the Texas distribution rights?
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